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Short Dumb Blonde Jokes

Short Dumb Blonde Jokes

By Glen Madell

Q: So why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Use First.

Q: What's the difference from a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.

Q: What would you do if your Blond threw help grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a great cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts the toaster successfully.

Q: Exactly what does a blonde do very first thing in the morning? A: She goes home!

Q: Did you learn about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in cinema? A: They went to see "Closed for that Winter".

Q: Exactly what does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.

Q: So why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker nevertheless, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?" A: No one could read it since it was hung upside-down.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde dealing with a flashing red light.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see that which was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them dictionaries.

Q. Why did the blonde nurse have a red magic marker to work? A. Just in case she needed to draw some blood

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a tale on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why do good to have a blonde passenger? A: You are able to park in the handicap zone.